tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90750612011-04-21T15:49:23.075-07:00adAMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16891638997715531298noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9075061.post-1099967936285959422004-11-08T18:20:00.000-08:002004-11-08T18:38:56.286-08:00<div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">TEACHER: Why are you late?</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">BALGOBIN: Because of the sign. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">TEACHER: What sign?</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">BALGOBIN: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">TEACHER: Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"? </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">BALGOBIN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">TEACHER: No, that's wrong</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">BALGOBIN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">BALGOBIN: "HIJKLMNO"!! </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">TEACHER: What are you talking about? </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">BALGOBIN: Yesterday you said it's H to O!</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">BALGOBIN: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">TEACHER: Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">BALGOBIN: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">TEACHER: Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? BALGOBIN: No, teacher, it's the same dog! </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? BALGOBIN: A teacher</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9075061-109996793628595942?l=winkytoe.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>adAMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16891638997715531298noreply@blogger.com1